The Pimp.

This is another little tale from Round One, Year One at University and I hope you enjoy.

At the time I was living on campus and living in residence and there was talk on the floor about a bunch of people going to go to a movie one night and I thought it would be quite nice to go along. Little did I know that it ended up being me with five lovely woman who lived on my floor, Almeera, Ashley, Cammie, Danielle, and Mallory. Obviously I did not have a problem with this whatsoever, I felt pretty pimping at this point, it was like going on a date with five girls. I also was not worried about getting stuck with a full out romance since it was already decided that we were going to go see Ocean's 12. Anyway, the six of us got ready and hoped on the O-train and headed down to the movie theater in South Keys to catch one of the later shows. We got to the theater and since Almeera's sister (referred to as Sister) and her sister's fiance (Fiance) were in town they joined us for the movie. The was decent, and well all enjoyed ourselves but after we got out of the theater we realized that the movie went a little longer then we had thought and we missed the last train back to campus.

Luckily for us, seeing as Sister and Fiance were they, they had a rental car and offered to give us all a ride back so we would not have had to a couple cabs to get back. If you have been keeping track so far that would be eight people into the car, which was a four door sedan. For who got into the front, it was decided that Fiance would drive and Almeera and Sister would squeeze into the front passenger seat. Then seeing as I was the only guy left I was nominated to sit in the middle in the back so that I could bear most of the weight of the two that would end up sitting on top of the rest of us in the back. On the bottom row in the back was Danielle on my left and Ashley on my right, then the top row Cammie and Mallory were basically on my lap one on each leg. Now at the start of this night I felt like I said pretty pimping but now I was pretty much in heaven. All the ladies were pretty good looking, no complaints in that depart, but to top it all off Cammie had, in my opinion at least, one of the most perfect butts I have ever seen and had the pleasure of being in my lap.

I will be honest with all of you, I did have the thought go through my mind that I hoped I did not get an erection because that would just make things very awkward for the two ladies on my lap. Unfortunately, well not so much unfortunately, but as we were driving out of the parking lot we hit a little bit of a bump which caused Cammie's butt to shift a little and that caused me to be very uncomfortable. Basically her pelvic bone ended up causing a great deal a pressure on my nuts. The ride back to campus was not a long one, and as much as I loved being crammed in the back seat of a car with four girl's it was not a very comfortable ride to say the least. Overall though it was a very enjoyable night and I highly recommend all the guys out there to get crammed into the back seat with as many girls as possible.

To Be Titled At A Later Time

At this very moment in time I am currently sitting in one of my economics classes and as you may be able to tell I am not paying all that much attention to what is being taught. Lately it seems to becoming more and more apparent that I am have a tad bit of A.D.D., it is an interesting fact to know. Not that I will actually do anything to help correct the situation because well I am a stubborn mule in that manner, even though it is quite the pain in the ass when I actually would like to get some studying done or any assignment that is due. The last few assignments that I have had I have always started and finished them in the wee hours of the morning on the day that they are due. My studying habits for my midterms have been the same way. Not that I have a huge issue with this it is just that every now and then it would be nice if I could get things done a little ahead of time. Hopefully this coming week I will be able to put this into practice since that I have an assignment due on Thursday, as well as a midterm to write on the same day.

Keep your fingers crossed for me, or not if you are a jerk.