So what is the question?
Furthermore; why is that life always seems to be filled with way more questions than answers? Or maybe is that just a by product of intelligence? Our innate ability to be curious about anything and everything in the universe has driven us to seek out its answers and causing us to ask even more and more questions. Some questions are surely never to be answered no matter how hard we seek to find the solution.
I have an answer though that I have come across in my journey through life and that answer comes in the form of deliciousness. The sweet sweet taste of doughnuts, oh how they make me feel all good inside. And now I have come across something that every kitchen needs!
Behold!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/d7bf/
A personal doughnut cooker that is nonetheless healthy, cutting out all that deep frying. Which probably means they will not taste as good but who wants to die of clogged arteries anyway?
So I bet you thought this was going to be a serious post when you started reading? Silly people.
“I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'don't even act like I didn't that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D"'."
Mitch Hedberg (American Comedian, 1968-2005)
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Saturday, May 8, 2010
Can You Hear Me Now?
1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
The phone rings and I expect somebody to actually be calling for me? Yeah like that ever happens!
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Well there was this one time that we stole it just because we had a lot of stuff to carry back and we had to walk.
3. If you had to kiss the last person you kissed, would you?
Well if I had to do kiss them I wouldn't exactly have an option not to now would I?
4. Do you take compliments well?
Compliments... those are those nice things people say about you right? The ones that just feed my ego into making me believe that I be awesome. Yeah I take them well I think.
5. Do you play Sudoku?
Do I ever? I even have it on both my phone and my iPod to play whenever I can!
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
Well if Disney movies are anything to go by a pack of wolves would raise me as one of their own.
7. Do you like tongue rings?
I have nothing against them.
8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
I was never lucky enough.
12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs:
As long as they weren't a scientologist, those bastards can die. A horrible horrible death in fact.
13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
There's nothing wrong with a little both.
14. Use three words to describe yourself at the moment.
Happy, sleepy and hungry!
15. Do any songs make you cry?
I am a guy, we do not cry. lol
16. Are you continuing your education?
Fingers crossed on going back in the fall. :)
17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
Yes, but probably not too well.
18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grab?
Well after making sure I was dressed, I'd probably try to grab my computer and my shiny new laptop too because I'm a complete and utter nerd like that.
19. Who was the last person you shared a bed with?
Wow it has been awhile since I have shared my bed with anybody. I am so alone.
21. Favorite children's movie?
Hmmm, well there was this one time when I was completely drunk and calling out for the Lion King so maybe it's that.
22. What color are your eyes?
Mostly green, on occasion they turn blue.
23. How tall are you?
Six foot three inches.
25. If you could do it over again, start from scratch, would you?
Assuming that this means my life, no I wouldn't. As much as I have hated my life I wouldn't want to give up the person I have become, and it's the past experiences that mold you into the person that you are.
26. Any secret admirers?
This is just a silly question, if I knew about a secret admirer than it would not really be a secret now would it?
27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
No I have not. Do they even exist anymore?
28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
I have never been to the Olive Garden.
29. Favorite ex?
Well I suppose that might have to be my first girlfriend.
31. Do u like mayo?
There's nothing like the tangy zip of Miracle Whip!
32.Do u like mustard?
Mmm mustard is so good.
33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
Sleep when I'm sleeping and eating when I'm eating. But never together at the same time.
34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
My dad I guess.
35. How long does it take you to shower?
Depends on if I shave while I'm in there, but can range from 10 to 25 minutes.
36. Can you do the splits?
Uh sort of. I have done it before but most of the time it is not always voluntary.
37. What movie do you want to see right now?
Iron Man 2 nuff said.
39. What did you do for New Years?
I was hanging out with my good friend Nina. We pretty much just watched movies but it was good times.
40. Do you think The Grudge was crappy?
I haven't seen it so I can't properly judge it though I'll have to say it was crap.
42. Do you own a camera phone?
YES! I love my crackberry!! ♥
44. Was your mom a cheerleader?
Nope.
45. What's the last letter of your middle name?
E.
47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
Never enough.
48. Do you like care bears?
Used to watch the cartoon all the time.
49. What do you buy at the Movies?
Something to drink, maybe something to snack on. All depends on what I feel like at the time.
50. Do you know how to play poker?
I do.
51.Do you wear your seat belt?
Always, ok not always. I am a rebel.
52. What do you wear to sleep?
It ranges from nothing to just passing out in what I'm wearing.
53. Anything big ever happen in your town?
I'll have to get back to you on that.
54. is your hair straight or curly?
Straight for the most part.
55. Is your tongue pierced?
Nope.
56. Do you like Liver and Onions?
Eww.
57.Have you ever been in love?
Yes I have.
58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
Funny people are more entertaining.
59. Ever been to L.A.?
Not yet.
63. Do you hate chocolate?
I hate the imitation crap.
65. Are you a gullible person?
Sometimes, but I'm always skeptical.
66. Do you need a bf/gf to be happy?
lol this is a funny question.
67. do you have socks on right now?
Yes I am but only because I have not taken them off yet.
68. Are you easy to get along with?
For the most part.
69. What is your favorite time of day?
The night.
70. Do you like PINK?
Pink is overrated.
The phone rings and I expect somebody to actually be calling for me? Yeah like that ever happens!
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Well there was this one time that we stole it just because we had a lot of stuff to carry back and we had to walk.
3. If you had to kiss the last person you kissed, would you?
Well if I had to do kiss them I wouldn't exactly have an option not to now would I?
4. Do you take compliments well?
Compliments... those are those nice things people say about you right? The ones that just feed my ego into making me believe that I be awesome. Yeah I take them well I think.
5. Do you play Sudoku?
Do I ever? I even have it on both my phone and my iPod to play whenever I can!
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
Well if Disney movies are anything to go by a pack of wolves would raise me as one of their own.
7. Do you like tongue rings?
I have nothing against them.
8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
I was never lucky enough.
12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs:
As long as they weren't a scientologist, those bastards can die. A horrible horrible death in fact.
13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
There's nothing wrong with a little both.
14. Use three words to describe yourself at the moment.
Happy, sleepy and hungry!
15. Do any songs make you cry?
I am a guy, we do not cry. lol
16. Are you continuing your education?
Fingers crossed on going back in the fall. :)
17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
Yes, but probably not too well.
18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grab?
Well after making sure I was dressed, I'd probably try to grab my computer and my shiny new laptop too because I'm a complete and utter nerd like that.
19. Who was the last person you shared a bed with?
Wow it has been awhile since I have shared my bed with anybody. I am so alone.
21. Favorite children's movie?
Hmmm, well there was this one time when I was completely drunk and calling out for the Lion King so maybe it's that.
22. What color are your eyes?
Mostly green, on occasion they turn blue.
23. How tall are you?
Six foot three inches.
25. If you could do it over again, start from scratch, would you?
Assuming that this means my life, no I wouldn't. As much as I have hated my life I wouldn't want to give up the person I have become, and it's the past experiences that mold you into the person that you are.
26. Any secret admirers?
This is just a silly question, if I knew about a secret admirer than it would not really be a secret now would it?
27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
No I have not. Do they even exist anymore?
28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
I have never been to the Olive Garden.
29. Favorite ex?
Well I suppose that might have to be my first girlfriend.
31. Do u like mayo?
There's nothing like the tangy zip of Miracle Whip!
32.Do u like mustard?
Mmm mustard is so good.
33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
Sleep when I'm sleeping and eating when I'm eating. But never together at the same time.
34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
My dad I guess.
35. How long does it take you to shower?
Depends on if I shave while I'm in there, but can range from 10 to 25 minutes.
36. Can you do the splits?
Uh sort of. I have done it before but most of the time it is not always voluntary.
37. What movie do you want to see right now?
Iron Man 2 nuff said.
39. What did you do for New Years?
I was hanging out with my good friend Nina. We pretty much just watched movies but it was good times.
40. Do you think The Grudge was crappy?
I haven't seen it so I can't properly judge it though I'll have to say it was crap.
42. Do you own a camera phone?
YES! I love my crackberry!! ♥
44. Was your mom a cheerleader?
Nope.
45. What's the last letter of your middle name?
E.
47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
Never enough.
48. Do you like care bears?
Used to watch the cartoon all the time.
49. What do you buy at the Movies?
Something to drink, maybe something to snack on. All depends on what I feel like at the time.
50. Do you know how to play poker?
I do.
51.Do you wear your seat belt?
Always, ok not always. I am a rebel.
52. What do you wear to sleep?
It ranges from nothing to just passing out in what I'm wearing.
53. Anything big ever happen in your town?
I'll have to get back to you on that.
54. is your hair straight or curly?
Straight for the most part.
55. Is your tongue pierced?
Nope.
56. Do you like Liver and Onions?
Eww.
57.Have you ever been in love?
Yes I have.
58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
Funny people are more entertaining.
59. Ever been to L.A.?
Not yet.
63. Do you hate chocolate?
I hate the imitation crap.
65. Are you a gullible person?
Sometimes, but I'm always skeptical.
66. Do you need a bf/gf to be happy?
lol this is a funny question.
67. do you have socks on right now?
Yes I am but only because I have not taken them off yet.
68. Are you easy to get along with?
For the most part.
69. What is your favorite time of day?
The night.
70. Do you like PINK?
Pink is overrated.
I'm A Follower, Not A Leader.
So apparently I was told by a little birdie that I needed to make a new post because somebody was all sad and disappointed that there was not anything new to read every time they checked out my blog.
*sigh*
Some people are just so hard to please...
Ha ha! Well anyway, hmm what should I write about? I just do not know! Which is probably my problem with keeping up with this blog. What goes on in my head tends to like to just stay there, drives me nuts sometimes. Or at least more nuts than I already am. A little impossible to imagine that I might actually be able to become more crazy but hey we live in a world where nothing is impossible, no matter how improbable it seems to be. There is a little gem for you to hold onto and save for a rainy day. If you think about it, it is the truth. Just because we are not able to think of or comprehend how something might happen does not mean that it cannot; it just means that we lack what is necessary for it to. Lead can be turned into gold if you are able to find a way to mix and match the necessary subatomic particles to change the molecular structure.
Oh if only we had that kind of technology, imagine the possibilities! Having the ability to change one molecule into another would essentially solve world hunger, our issues on fossil fuels, lead a revolution into getting more out of our energy sources (including green energy). Global warming would be able to be dealt with, siphoning out the green house gases directly out of the atmosphere into whatever we need! So if there are any really smart brainy people out there reading this figure out how to do this and you will be the greatest person in human history. Savior of the entire world.
Now as fun as this has been to write, it is quite lame but I shall post it anyway otherwise I have just wasted a few minutes on this for nothing! And I have now wasted a few minutes of yours too. :)
How does that make you feel?
*sigh*
Some people are just so hard to please...
Ha ha! Well anyway, hmm what should I write about? I just do not know! Which is probably my problem with keeping up with this blog. What goes on in my head tends to like to just stay there, drives me nuts sometimes. Or at least more nuts than I already am. A little impossible to imagine that I might actually be able to become more crazy but hey we live in a world where nothing is impossible, no matter how improbable it seems to be. There is a little gem for you to hold onto and save for a rainy day. If you think about it, it is the truth. Just because we are not able to think of or comprehend how something might happen does not mean that it cannot; it just means that we lack what is necessary for it to. Lead can be turned into gold if you are able to find a way to mix and match the necessary subatomic particles to change the molecular structure.
Oh if only we had that kind of technology, imagine the possibilities! Having the ability to change one molecule into another would essentially solve world hunger, our issues on fossil fuels, lead a revolution into getting more out of our energy sources (including green energy). Global warming would be able to be dealt with, siphoning out the green house gases directly out of the atmosphere into whatever we need! So if there are any really smart brainy people out there reading this figure out how to do this and you will be the greatest person in human history. Savior of the entire world.
Now as fun as this has been to write, it is quite lame but I shall post it anyway otherwise I have just wasted a few minutes on this for nothing! And I have now wasted a few minutes of yours too. :)
How does that make you feel?
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
A Helping Hand.
This is me trying to help out a friend with a song for her cousin's wedding. My first attempt at ever writing a song ever. Be kind, but honest.
She grew up wishing of love
and fairy tales
Dreaming of being a princess
who finds her prince
And how the world should be
such a magical place
Everybody told her fairy tales
were nothing but dreams
And that not everything in the world
is what it seems
Along comes a prince
in search of adventure
A knight in his shining armor
to find himself a dragon to slay
In hopes of becoming a hero
and reaping its rewards
Everybody told him fairy tales
were nothing but dreams
And that not everything in the world
is what it seems
For the prince there was no dragon
no glory to be had
Until he spotted a princess
and knew at first sight
That this was much more
than any treasure could bring
Everybody told them fairy tales
are nothing but dreams
And that not everything in the world
is what it seems
But they both now know
that it is no longer a dream
They have found their own fairy tale
their own magical world
A girl who has found her a prince
and a prince who has the greatest treasure of all
For when two find true love
Dreams can come true
For when two find true love
Dreams can come true
She grew up wishing of love
and fairy tales
Dreaming of being a princess
who finds her prince
And how the world should be
such a magical place
Everybody told her fairy tales
were nothing but dreams
And that not everything in the world
is what it seems
Along comes a prince
in search of adventure
A knight in his shining armor
to find himself a dragon to slay
In hopes of becoming a hero
and reaping its rewards
Everybody told him fairy tales
were nothing but dreams
And that not everything in the world
is what it seems
For the prince there was no dragon
no glory to be had
Until he spotted a princess
and knew at first sight
That this was much more
than any treasure could bring
Everybody told them fairy tales
are nothing but dreams
And that not everything in the world
is what it seems
But they both now know
that it is no longer a dream
They have found their own fairy tale
their own magical world
A girl who has found her a prince
and a prince who has the greatest treasure of all
For when two find true love
Dreams can come true
For when two find true love
Dreams can come true
Monday, May 3, 2010
Back With A Vengence?
One year, six months and twenty-seven days ago I made my last post...
I know, I know, I am completely horrible at this whole blogging thing. I fail epically. Please forgive me in this short-coming, pretty please?
I will be honest with you now though, I have nothing really to say the moment. Not that there has not been anything worthy to post in the past year and a half but just because I am quite tired and very sore so I will just leave you with the knowledge that I have not forgot about this and I will try to be a better blogger for you all.
"Our greatest happiness does not depend on the condition of life in which chance has placed us, but is always the result of a good conscience, good health, occupation, and freedom in all just pursuits." - Thomas Jefferson
I know, I know, I am completely horrible at this whole blogging thing. I fail epically. Please forgive me in this short-coming, pretty please?
I will be honest with you now though, I have nothing really to say the moment. Not that there has not been anything worthy to post in the past year and a half but just because I am quite tired and very sore so I will just leave you with the knowledge that I have not forgot about this and I will try to be a better blogger for you all.
"Our greatest happiness does not depend on the condition of life in which chance has placed us, but is always the result of a good conscience, good health, occupation, and freedom in all just pursuits." - Thomas Jefferson
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Omnia Vincit Amor
Amor animi arbitrio sumitur, non ponitur.
The heart was open
The heart was full
You came along
You gave a mighty pull
Tore it from my chest
And let it fall
You walked away slowly
Leaving me with nothing at all
I pick up what's left
And as time passes by
I pretend to care
And live a lie
The heart is empty
The heart is closed
The heart was open
The heart was full
You came along
You gave a mighty pull
Tore it from my chest
And let it fall
You walked away slowly
Leaving me with nothing at all
I pick up what's left
And as time passes by
I pretend to care
And live a lie
The heart is empty
The heart is closed
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Where's The Beef?
Drama, drama, drama, drama, drama
The world is so full of drama, you would think of a few thousand years of civilization that we humans would be able to overcome all of it... sadly though, we are not able to. It would also appear that we will never shake the ever so frustrating dramatic woe that carries on day after day.
The world is so full of drama, you would think of a few thousand years of civilization that we humans would be able to overcome all of it... sadly though, we are not able to. It would also appear that we will never shake the ever so frustrating dramatic woe that carries on day after day.
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